Funky Fish is the product of a newly-discovered entrepreneurial spirit, a lump of extra sculpey clay, and an excess of otherwise useless free time. I am excited to have come this far with such an outlandish hobby, and I hope that you will support me in my quest for spiritual and financial happiness, either by buying something or by dropping me a friendly note.

A note about buying things from me: please do it!! Jewelry makes lovely gifts, and there is always an occasion to give a nice little gift to that special somebody. If you are worried that you won't wear the earrings, here is the solution: try wearing them and see what happens. This is a great chance to show that inner spunk! If you are hesitating about making a purchase because of financial constraints, I understand. Simply drop me a note explaining your predicament and I will anxiously await your purchase at a happier time (Or, you could just buy a pair anyway. Right now.). If the root of your problems stems from a concern that buying and wearing a pair of sushi earrings will result in angry mobs of vegetarians criticizing your support of a pernicious industry, there isn't much that I can do about that. perhaps you should see a psychiatrist.

The Funky Fish
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